It’s news to me! Adult films about video games
EXT. SF TENDERLOIN NEIGHBORHOOD – DUSK
It is summer, and the evenings are becoming longer. Scott Sharkey and his pal, J. Frank, are struggling down the sidewalk with two six-packs of beer.
FRANK
I read this really funny blarticle—did I tell you I coined a new word? ‘Blarticle.’
SHARKEY
Oh, god.
FRANK
But, uh, so there’s this pretty funny blarticle at 61 Frames Per Second about, uh, it’s a Top 5 article, right?
SHARKEY
All right.
FRANK
Top five, uh, porn titles… based on video game titles.
SHARKEY
Is one of them Super Hornio Bros?
FRANK
Wow. Um, yes. It’s number five.
About Jenn Frank:Jenn thinks the Atari 2600, Game Boy Micro, and Apple iPhone are all viable game consoles. Email her at jenn at infinite lives dot net.
Super Hornio Brothers has an almost legendary place for my friend Jessica and I. We both expect it to be absolutely horrible, and a total affront to all 5 of the senses, and then some. But come on… it’s a porn based on Mario. If that doesn’t say “Pure comedy” then I don’t know what does!
In years of halfhearted trying, we have never located a copy. Perhaps that’s for the best. Also, I hear there’s a Hornio Bros 2? Something absolutely fantastic about the porno spoof of a movie getting a sequel, when the movie never did.