‘Mushroom Kingdom on Crack’ custom toys can’t be unseen

Donald of KodyKoala is a formidably prolific crafter; his more recent custom Animal Crossing Qees are as cute as pie.
But Donald’s “Mushroom Kingdom on Crack” custom trio of action figures are absolutely terrifying. Filed under “nightmares.”
See also
Wario: Bigger, burlier, purpler
Kill or be killed in Mushroom Kingdom
‘Dr. Mario Virus’ custom dunny trio


Maybe this is why Mario thinks he can grow a tail and fly?