P.P.S. No nerds!!!
Hmm. Smells hoaxy.

Here is the full text, for those of you who need to Google Translate (people in Germany), or alternatively, those of you who just noticed my screengrab sucks (me):
I’m looking for a girl who will give me a handjob / blowjob while wearing the Nintendo Power Glove. I’m dead serious. I would love this.PS. That is not me in the photo. I am much more handsome.
PPS. NO NERDS!!!


... oh my…
Eww.
Assuming for a second that this isn’t a hoax, do you think he’d ask the poor girl UpUpDownDownLeftRightLeftRightBAStart on him afterwards?
I think a vital ‘to go’ got lost somewhere there.
Does she have to bring her own Nintendo Power Glove? I’m fairly sure that would drastically decrease an already small pool of contenders.
the evony ad that i’m seeing on top really accents this nicely
stay classy, internet
No, I know. At the height of my productivity I solicited IndieClick to subsidize my blog hobbies in lieu of googleads, but they were all, “No way, kemosabe!” Actually, no—they didn’t email me back.
I’m sure tons of BFs are now asking their GFs for the exact same thing. A Vitality Sensor prototype would be a big plus.